Okay, here’s the deal: This section is dedicated to the old radio commercials by Bud Light “Real American Heroes.” If you haven’t heard them, just search for them and you will find more than enough. Just imagine the same tune and announcer and in the () is the backup singer.
Real Central American Heroes:
Here’s to you Mr. Street Taco Vender (Mr. Street Taco Vender!)
In the heat of the day or the darkness of night you stand half asleep waiting for customers (Is he even open!?)
What’s in the pots today? Could it be chicken, pork, or perhaps beef? (Not really sure of what I’m eating!)
Your co-worker collects the $1.50 so you won’t have to get your hands dirty (You’re so sanitary!)
With your plethora of toppings I am able make MY perfect taco (Condiments are free!)
So crack open a nice cold cervesa Señor, for your indigestion (¡¿Donde esta baño?!) is well worth it.
Here’s to you Mr. Docking Ferry Rope Thrower (Mr. Docking Ferry Rope Thrower!)
With a flick of your wrist you safely deliver boatloads of people ashore (They probably wish across the border!)
How far is the piling? 20 ft? 30 ft? It doesn’t matter to you (You must work out a lot!)
You throw your 20 pound line with the accuracy of a cowboy lassoing steer (But you’re not a gringo!)
Miss once, you try again. Miss twice, and someone better comes to replace you (¡No mas trabajo!)
So crack open a nice cold cervesa Señor, for the ferry carries the people, (Slowly!) but your roping brings them home.
